Post reblogged from Dear Old Love with 91 notes
Sometimes I read this site and worry you might think one is for you. You only deserve one that says, “You don’t even deserve this blog post.”
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Post Graduation real life work day 1! Totally kicking my ass, but I’m smiling anyway
HOLY CRAP
HOLY CRAP
I AM STILL NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT JUST HAPPENED
OKC JUST FREAKIN HAPPENED
It’s gonna be one hell of a night in Oklahoma city tonight
As much as I loved tonight, I hope the Celtics destroy whoever comes out of the west
Boston Boston Boston Boston :)
Quote reblogged from Don't fear the reaper with 5 notes
Give me a scalpel, i’ll make the incision, cut off the part of your brain the does the bitchin’
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Link reblogged from An Absurd Life with 6 notes
“The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”
”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.’
“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.”
“Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant.”
“That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.”*
“We’ve already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.”
“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”
“She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.”**
“They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.”
“She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her - guess what - she’s off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She’s smart enough to know she can’t feed herself. She’s actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn’t have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat’s taught me more about women than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths.”
*on the death of longtime New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner
**on Sen. Hillary Clinton
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I keep pretending I don’t want a lot of things
but deep down I know its a lot easier to say I don’t want them then to think about why I don’t have them.
But I do
there, I admit it
I really really do
everything that I say that I dont
I want it all
It’s just easier to pretend that I don’t though, keeps the questions to a minimum
today was perfect!
I could be around the beach all day every day
and it didn’t even matter that it was our shitty galveston bay
i hope the weather stays like this, at least till the end of may!
super tired
goodnight world
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HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
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